Robert F. Funke

So I took the top headline on NYTimes.com (SLAPPING AT SYRIA, TURKEY SHELTERS ANTI-ASSAD FIGHTERS)

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Then I anagrammed it

to get

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PRAISING US AGAINST THE TAPESTRY SHED, KILLERS SAY “FART.”

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Then I made a picture of it.

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The moral of this story is that I think I would make a great addition to your company; hire me.