Robert F. Funke

First of all, Chris, thanks for asking.

Second, I apologizing for not really understanding how the “ask questions” feature works until now. But rest assured it’s a mistake I won’t repeat, and I’ll get to your other questions in time.

If I had an eraser with which I could erase any one thing off of any other thing, I would probably erase human rights abuses worldwide in places like Syria and North Korea. Or the word “hipster” from the rest of my life. Ditto “irony.” Really, “irony” as a concept in its current vernacular iteration can go, and we’ll all be better for it. And the word “adorkable,” but I think that goes without saying. Yeah, scratch genocide; I’m gonna go with one of the white people internety things that followed it. I have to put up with that shit more regularly.

I also really hate cotton candy-flavored things that aren’t cotton candy.

Thanks for playing!